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How To Be Sexy

2012-01-17T20:10:00.000-05:00

IM FAMOUS IM FAMOUS I AM SO SO FAMOUS AND IMPORTANT.

IM FAMOUS

2011-11-16T03:37:00.002-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKr0HIUi7hg&feature=youtu.be

meow.

2010-07-26T15:43:00.002-05:00

cats dont like cats who dont like cats who dont like hats.

and thats a fact.

Blarg.

2010-05-23T13:17:00.006-05:00

I realize this blarg is absolutely and utterly ridiculous. Thats why I won't even refer to it as a "blog." Thats why I wont bother to correct the spelling of "opinon" in my tags. The logo, the by-line, all completely inane.

At some point I'm going to fix it up and take it more seriously, but until then I've decided to leave it with the ridiculous picture and description so everyone knows that you should not take this shit seriously. I certainly don't. At least, not yet.

I still don't really understand the internet, and the fact that it will never go away kind of intimidates me, but thats only because at some point in my life I feel like I'll need to be untraceable.

Anyway.

Mike Tyson has a deep-seated hatred for cannolis.

Anyway.

kurt vonnegut.

2009-11-17T01:44:00.003-05:00

The crucified planet Earth,
should it find a voice
and a sense of irony,
might now well say
of our abuse of it,
"Forgive them, Father,
They know not what they do."

The irony would be
that we know what
we are doing.

When the last living thing
has died on account of us,
how poetical it would be
if Earth could say,
in a voice floating up
perhaps
from the floor
of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done."
People did not like it here.

2009-08-12T00:59:00.002-05:00

There is a tiny animal making tiny, squeaky noises outside of my window. In my head it is a love song to my cat, who has been watching it for a while now.

It's sad and it's adorable, but it's keeping me from sleep.

..is it fast enough we could fly away?

2008-04-29T11:51:00.004-05:00

You have no control over what anyone else does, which is still a hard thing for me to grasp. Anyone can do anything at anytime, really.

I really want a kitten. I'm excited to go home and trap my cat in my arms and not let him run away for a while.

Hmph.

there can't be any words for how you will proceed, only feelings.

2008-02-28T01:46:00.006-05:00

"You're right when you say you can't look far enough in either direction to figure out how to act right now. Neither of those directions actually exists. You're also right about time making fools out of everybody, and that's why. Right now is the only time that you do have. You want to act, that is to say make a movement in your life, which is difficult to do when you are stopping to overanalyze anything. You know that, and you just said it. The way that you can move from moment to moment gracefully that you can stop and plan out beforehand is not a graceful way to move from moment to moment, because you can't stop and be moving at the same time. One instant at a time is the only time you are going to be experiencing, and there can't be any words for how you will proceed, only feelings."

Sometimes it's harder to get a person to hear their own words than it is to get them to hear yours.

Shut up I am dreaming.

2008-01-31T15:57:00.001-05:00

Positive is a state of mind.

I slept through my academic advising appointment today, and I fell asleep in my art history class. It's okay because I had a dream that I took notes so that's almost as good as the real thing. Positive is a state of mind!