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How To Be Sexy

IM FAMOUS IM FAMOUS I AM SO SO FAMOUS AND IMPORTANT.

IM FAMOUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKr0HIUi7hg&feature=youtu.be

meow.

cats dont like cats who dont like cats who dont like hats.

and thats a fact.

Blarg.

I realize this blarg is absolutely and utterly ridiculous. Thats why I won't even refer to it as a "blog." Thats why I wont bother to correct the spelling of "opinon" in my tags. The logo, the by-line, all completely inane.

At some point I'm going to fix it up and take it more seriously, but until then I've decided to leave it with the ridiculous picture and description so everyone knows that you should not take this shit seriously. I certainly don't. At least, not yet.

I still don't really understand the internet, and the fact that it will never go away kind of intimidates me, but thats only because at some point in my life I feel like I'll need to be untraceable.

Anyway.

Mike Tyson has a deep-seated hatred for cannolis.

Anyway.

kurt vonnegut.

The crucified planet Earth,
should it find a voice
and a sense of irony,
might now well say
of our abuse of it,
"Forgive them, Father,
They know not what they do."

The irony would be
that we know what
we are doing.

When the last living thing
has died on account of us,
how poetical it would be
if Earth could say,
in a voice floating up
perhaps
from the floor
of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done."
People did not like it here.

There is a tiny animal making tiny, squeaky noises outside of my window. In my head it is a love song to my cat, who has been watching it for a while now.

It's sad and it's adorable, but it's keeping me from sleep.