Blarg.

I realize this blarg is absolutely and utterly ridiculous. Thats why I won't even refer to it as a "blog." Thats why I wont bother to correct the spelling of "opinon" in my tags. The logo, the by-line, all completely inane.

At some point I'm going to fix it up and take it more seriously, but until then I've decided to leave it with the ridiculous picture and description so everyone knows that you should not take this shit seriously. I certainly don't. At least, not yet.

I still don't really understand the internet, and the fact that it will never go away kind of intimidates me, but thats only because at some point in my life I feel like I'll need to be untraceable.

Anyway.

Mike Tyson has a deep-seated hatred for cannolis.

Anyway.